Five Word Movie Reviews

• 24 Hour Party People - Kinda interesting, but utterly pointless.
• Fast, Cheap, & Out of Control - Interspersed clips made it boring.
• Cold Mountain - Zelweger acts better than Kidman.
• Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger - Vastly worse than I remembered.
• Doctor Zhivago - Alec Guinness makes everything better.
• Million Dollar Baby - Good, for a boxing film.
  
• American Psycho - Far too intense for M.
• Dog Day Afternoon - The oddest heist movie ever.
• The Hurricane - Actually about freedom, not boxing.