All around here at the office, its Davey this and Davey that. So, for those of you who've never met Davey but are reading his nascent blog, I'd like for you to describe your mental picture of him.
For my amusement.
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6 days ago
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I'm thinkin' Carrot Top with hair that's a little more sedate.
Davey is tall dark and handsome. Women love him and men want to be him. He is also pretty and witty and gay. But not like that. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Oh, and his internet connection is way fast plus he's got this site's RSS feed going over on his iGoogle page.
f1R$TT!! What!! pwned!! What!!
Oh, sorry davey, you weren't first and you aren't fooling anyone with this 'anonymous' frippery.
blast!
I imagine Davey as slightly Jockish (compared to the people I run with), with brown hair and only average height (let's say 5'10"-5'11").
I imagine him having a quirky sense of humor but able to socialize and act as if he doesn't.
Ok, this puts those of us who don't know Davey (or think we don't know Davey...) on the spot. I will indulge you on this because I hope that Davey's image might actually be revealed after the votes are in. Otherwise... I'm never commenting on your blog again.
Here's what I congure up: Davey lives in the same general goegraphic location as you, but apparently doesn't work at you office. He is in some kind of related field, though. I'm guessing his work requires him to sit at a desk most of the time. Davey is of average height and possibly weight, but above-average intelligence. (I realize I am drifting in and out of physical description here.) Davey has brown eyes, brown hair, a narrow nose, and pale skin. (If he's not Caucasian, my next guesses are Latino, Indian and Asian- in that order.) Davey's clothes are current but not trendy, with the occasional swank item thrown in for unpredictability.
There. Are you amused?
Yes, it does put us on the spot. We are all likely to err, so since davey is nice enough to read and comment on my blog I hope to err in his favor.
The best way to describe davey is bad ass. In fact, he is often mistaken for Mark Wahlberg and is always late because of being thronged and mobbed. The distinguishing feature is a scar along his left jaw from when he actually fought Mark W in a bar once - it was a tie. He wears his sunglasses at night and calls me Al. The best is his impression of Bill Cosby dancing. People pay to see it.
Yeah, that's pretty much what I meant, too.
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